The stories themselves have a certain predictability to them. Tucker meets a girl and either 1 offends her or 2 has sex with her before offending her or Tucker meets a man or a woman he is not sexually interested in fairly rare and 1 offends him or her or 2 exploits him or her before eventually giving offense. In short, the book presents the empty, vacuous, trivial boastings of an alcoholic over-educated teenager and you should find something better to do with your time. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read.
Book Review: Assholes Finish First
Assholes Finish First | Book by Tucker Max | Official Publisher Page | Simon & Schuster
Cancel anytime. Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest" and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds , like an audiobook version of deleted scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck.
Tucker Max promotes ‘Assholes Finish First’ in Philadelphia
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Tucker Max. The last few decades have seen some primal party characters such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, but there is one man that can define how not to party: Tucker Max. The first book Max wrote has been banned due to excessive… everything. Assholes Finish First consists of twenty-five true stories that are full of crude humor relating to sex, girls, and alcohol that will leave you completely speechless. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.